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(not intended to be "trolling", I just wrote it!)

Why can't you all, just take a little joke?
It wasn't THAT mean, it was hardly a poke
You know if i wanted, I could really be mean
And seriously rip, on that tin can machine

I didn't even start, with the fact that its useless
That its owners are lame and full of excuses
Cause the 1/4 mile rules, as you love to show
Too bad it wont last, and you'll be needing a tow

You act like I'm butt-hurt, by losing a race?
You're right, I have nightmares, my mind can't erase
I tried best I could, but just couldn't win
From the 60mph roll, your tires didn't spin!

I felt really bad, and begged for forgiveness
I cried all night long, and felt totally worthless
The one single thing, I wanted to do
In my entire life, was win a race against you

But one fatefull day, my dream was in sight!
An SRT-4 pulled up to me at the light
He still looked all cocky, and sure that he'd win
I knew it was over, cause his wheels would just spin

Boy was I right, as we took off the line,
I jumped by 4 cars, he was WAY behind!
By the time I hit 60, he finally got grip,
But it was too late for him, he seriously got whipped

I slowed down to talk, and tell him "nice race"
But he was too mad to talk, judging his face
I was trying to be nice, you know "be a good sport"
Cause afterall, he's just dying to be an import

But the bumble bee left, with hard feelings inside
I seriously think, that I took ALL his pride
Lucky for him, that none of his friends knew
That the SRT-4 ISN'T faster, than all of you...

-Matt
 

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GotWhat? said:
I hate to break this to you...YOUR GAY MAN! Queer as a football bat.... :rolleyes:
I love playing football bat!!! :)

So... making rhymes makes me gay, huh.... wow...

I guess every singer in every band that rhymes lyrics, is gay... I HAD NO IDEA!!! :eek:
 

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WRXGuyInTulsa said:
I love playing football bat!!! :)
So... making rhymes makes me gay, huh.... wow...
I guess every singer in every band that rhymes lyrics, is gay... I HAD NO IDEA!!! :eek:
They ryme about life,you ryme about gay little car shit...and I'm sure I shit load of those dudes are *** too.
 

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a gift to my friends? see this loney fucktard just wants us to like him...i told you he's fucking goki...in swear to god he acts like that gorilla way too much to not be goki....only goki could come up w/ stupid ass poems being a teacher and all
 

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WRXGuyInTulsa said:
(not intended to be "trolling", I just wrote it!)
Why can't you all, just take a little joke?
It wasn't THAT mean, it was hardly a poke
You know if i wanted, I could really be mean
And seriously rip, on that tin can machine
I didn't even start, with the fact that its useless
That its owners are lame and full of excuses
Cause the 1/4 mile rules, as you love to show
Too bad it wont last, and you'll be needing a tow
You act like I'm butt-hurt, by losing a race?
You're right, I have nightmares, my mind can't erase
I tried best I could, but just couldn't win
From the 60mph roll, your tires didn't spin!
I felt really bad, and begged for forgiveness
I cried all night long, and felt totally worthless
The one single thing, I wanted to do
In my entire life, was win a race against you
But one fatefull day, my dream was in sight!
An SRT-4 pulled up to me at the light
He still looked all cocky, and sure that he'd win
I knew it was over, cause his wheels would just spin
Boy was I right, as we took off the line,
I jumped by 4 cars, he was WAY behind!
By the time I hit 60, he finally got grip,
But it was too late for him, he seriously got whipped
I slowed down to talk, and tell him "nice race"
But he was too mad to talk, judging his face
I was trying to be nice, you know "be a good sport"
Cause afterall, he's just dying to be an import
But the bumble bee left, with hard feelings inside
I seriously think, that I took ALL his pride
Lucky for him, that none of his friends knew
That the SRT-4 ISN'T faster, than all of you...
-Matt
This is a Haiku
I wrote it just for you, dawg
And japanese cars:

WRX
Amazing launch from a dig
Tranny shards abound!

my haikus > your poem
 
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