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Best War Story Evarrr!!!!

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Yeah i crashed my car. Not going to fast or racing. I was backing up and ran into another car. Lmfao I'm officially retarded. I was backing up to fuck with this chick that just pulled into the section there wasnt anybody behind me when i put it in reverse. Then i saw her face and braced for teh collision. It was bad man my backs hurtin pretty bad, id say i was doing about 25-30. The whole trunk got fucked up baaaaaaad. Bumper brace bar under/behind the plastic bumper got ripped down and pushed my exhaust down off the hangers. Ummm trunk was real bad couldnt close it. My subs made it out un touched hahahah. Yeah laughing is my only way of dealing with it. But... I will still be attending the meet on thursday just in my boys evo. Sigh........ im a fucking idiot. The whole rear was fucked my passenger side tire was toed in top from bottom so they have to straighten some shit out. I think it'll be ok thank god for insurance and deductables. I am now ready to be flammed. I deserve it and hopefully ill get a laugh from it. Im pissed but at the same time happy the rear took a hit and not the engine. If the front was to crumple the car would have been worth nothing. Thankfully my gas tank was not punctured it was fucking full.
The rear quarter pannel on the passenger side will need to be replaced the guy that took it all apart was riding with my boy and he said the whole rear is gonna get replaced. So yeah thankfully no glass work just body. And uhhh yeah i am officially a fucking retard.











Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!! :doh: :dunno: :BangHead: :BangHead:
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It's ok man. I don't feel bad telling this story now. Last Tuesday I backed into a light pole at a car meet and scraped the back bumper. I ordered a new one and it's getting painted right now.
Yeah the worst part is i got a fucking pontiac vibe for a rental. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow but ill appreciate my car more when i get it back from a week of this piece. Its got a plug for my phone charger in it tho like the kind you stick in the wall. Makes using my vibrator my mom gave me easier too.
That sucks dude. I backed my 2000 Firehawk into my parents truck about 6 months after I got it. I did $3,800 damage ( mostly because of the one year only optional SLP spoiler mine had). I wanted to fucking kill myself.
I guess you have to learn from your mistakes. I wanted to fucking dig a hole and bury myself hahahahh especially when the broad made a trip by the scene laughing..... im gonna get her # tho dammit no better pickup line hahahaha "you made me crash my car"
i was talking on my cell phone in my first car....a stylin' hyundai accel...so i backed real quickly in this empty parking lot and BOOM!!!! hit a concrete light pole so hard my stereo flew out of the dash onto the floor.....threashed the hell out of that car...my crazy friend even drove the thing while the car was like hunched like a cat when it stretches...oh well i didn't laugh about that one...i was pretty pissed at myself actually
All I gotta say is wtf were you doing going 25-30 in reverse.. hahaha
during my road test i backed my pickup into a concrete poll. wasn't really my fault, the pole was lower than the gate on the truck and i couldn't see that it was there. i stil passed :D
Not much to say for the stupidity, no excuse really explains the lack of common sense(ct. rd.concentration) its really() i dunno kinda cant explain doing dumb things its not easy feel truely ok with them. im already going to pay for this in the long run. Its just solidifying my wishes to keep the car FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hitit: :worthless








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and pics i dont have sorry.

Ill get the after though see if it looks any different maybe its just in the shop.
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only car I ever had wrecked on me was my old 97 nissan hardbody. GF stole it and basically drove it into a wall...
I flipped my car. I owned some newly planted trees in the process.

my war story > your war story

and sometime recently, my sister's friend's sister crashed her car in the exact same spot I flipped mine.
damn that sucks, but shit happens, lol, but why were u going so fast in reverse? lol
turboknee said:
i was talking on my cell phone in my first car....a stylin' hyundai accel...so i backed real quickly in this empty parking lot and BOOM!!!! hit a concrete light pole so hard my stereo flew out of the dash onto the floor.....threashed the hell out of that car...my crazy friend even drove the thing while the car was like hunched like a cat when it stretches...oh well i didn't laugh about that one...i was pretty pissed at myself actually
Hahah, that's the exact same thing I did, but I did it during a car meet with like 40+ people there. They still don't let me forget.
wtf is wrong with you people...... you still want the STS rinko? sorry to hear about your car man :(

only car i had that got wrecked was my show integra that was 2 inches off the ground that my GF drove off a highway and over a 2 foot curb. once we landed the car looked like a boomerang the bottom of my trans was 20 feet back. that was totalled.
Before my rear window was smashed it was tinted like the rest of my windows 3%.. i couldnt see ANYTHING.. only tell if it was night and day outside. So I backed into numerous things..

1. A minivan across the street from KGMdawgs aka Kennys house
2. A small wooden wall.. i bent one of my tail pipes in..
3. My friends fathers pickup truck rolling full force down my mountain of a driveway. Left black scuffs across the whole bumper.. i buffed them out and it looks perfect. Thank God I didnt hit the hitch for the trailer!

BUT HEY maybe this will teach ya to do 25mph in reverse without looking! lol jk man hope everything goes ok with the repairs
maybe thats why your window got smashed
1st accident, 13 days after I bought the Mach. A woman merged into my lane while I just happened to be next to her. I smashed the brakes and moved back for enough so she only hit my fender with her tire (it was a grand cherokee). She had no license or insurance so she went to jail. Surprisingly she paid for the damages.

2nd accident, June of last year. I was in OC. A dude merged out of the bus lane in front of me at like 10 mph when I was doing like 40. This one did about $3K worth of damage. He was given a ticket due to witnesses on my side (so what if I know them personally) and his insurance covered the damage

3rd accident, November of last year. Spun in 3rd gear in the rain, car instantly spun around and I steered it back and I went over a ditch and straight through a fence. About $3.3K worth of damage. This one was my fault obviously. I paid for this out of pocket.

4th accident, the light pole. Paying for it out of pocket. New bumper is being painted now. He's gonna call me when it's ready so I can just swap the bumpers.
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^ note to self, dont let mach drive
I got T-boned in my old Impreza. I was crossing a busy street and the sun was right in my eyes. I didn't think I saw any cars so I pulled out at a nice relaxed pace. By the time I saw the other car coming at me at 40 mph (Fuckin' Beretta) there was nothing I could do; that fucking car couldn't get out of it's own way below 4000 rpm.

To anybody watching who wasn't blinded by the sun it must have looked like I just rolled in front of the guy, kamikaze style.

The impact sent me flying across the intersection sideways and I blacked out from the impact. In the end I wasn't hurt at all, but the passenger side was crushed in by more then a foot. If anybody had been sitting there it would have been game over. :grim:
Milkman Dan said:
By the time I saw the other car coming at me at 40 mph (Fuckin' Beretta) there was nothing I could do; :grim:

:bsflag: Beretta's can't go 40 MPH's
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