[kgmdawg84]

so i was cruisin down rt 287 the other nite when a 3 series BMW with a body kit (HOLY SHIT YOUR COOL) pulls up next to me and revvs, lol, now i know he didnt just do that, lol, i look over and whaddya know, its a freakin guido with a blow out hair cut givin me that HARD look, like, imma eat you up like pasta... so i laughed... we dropped it down to 2nd gear and away we went... i put BUSLENGTHS on this hunk of shit, lol, it was PATHETIC if you ask me!

the kid started crying and ran back home to mommy gotti and she carressed him gently until he fell asleep... freakin jack asses in 3 series thinkin they are the shit... YOU ARE SLOW... face it! unless you have the beautiful M3, you arent shit

 

[Milkman Dan]

Hah, you should check out my race as well. I don't know what it is but BMW owners are the cockiest on the planet. The sad thing is everyone knows they have nothing to back it up.

 

[kgmdawg84]

Hah, you should check out my race as well. I don't know what it is but BMW owners are the cockiest on the planet. The sad thing is everyone knows they have nothing to back it up.

i know right... every god damn owner i run into seems to think he is better than EVERYTHING else... everyone always rants about German engineering... GIMME A BREAK... if their engineering is so amazing, why do their cars still suck? i know why, cuz they engineers are SO smart that they make cars that break all the time so they can be fixed and charged up the a-hole for parts from germany... BUY AMERICAN, support us, not the nazis

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

LOLZZ!!! yo u cant even tune dem cars! its like what you buy is what u get u know. so gay. they all like OH ITZ leatha! so what i got so much more SP33D than uz

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

http://www.bmwboard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18496

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE PREMIUM GAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!11!!!1111!!

 

[Milkman Dan]

Everytime I see I beamer I just say Heil, and put my arm in the air. And I don se what 's so graet about german engineering. The inline V-8 sounds like hte worst idea ever cuz it takes up so much space and weighs like a ton.

 

[kgmdawg84]

http://www.bmwboard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18496

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE PREMIUM GAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!11!!!1111!!

buahahahahahahahahahahh thats funny shit

 

[Milkman Dan]

http://www.bmwboard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18496

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE PREMIUM GAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!11!!!1111!!

I drive a 2001 540 6 speed that has the stock sport package. Would like suggestions about how and where to find performance upgrades that would give the most bang for my bucks.

:lol: He bought the sport package. Daewoos of the world, look out.

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

dude a german V8 is like an american v6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read ther postz they cant even mod they carz!!! LMAOZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[myfault]

what do you call a mercedes without the speed, luxury and refinement?

a bmw

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

:lol: He bought the sport package. Daewoos of the world, look out.

that means his brakes cost 2k more to replace :blunt:

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

what do you call a mercedes without the speed, luxury and refinement?

a bmw

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[kgmdawg84]

what do you call the little speck in my rear view mirror that looks like a hunk of shit?

A BMW!!!

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

http://www.bmwboard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18486

they cant even get they carz started!!!!

 

[Milkman Dan]

what do you call a mercedes without the speed, luxury and refinement?

a bmw

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BMW < *

 

[zzz04pt]

Not Mr. Sp33d!

I heard he took out a Stage 3 SRT with only a pulley upgrade. Or were you driving a Beretta then?

 

[Milkman Dan]

Not Mr. Sp33d!

I heard he took out a Stage 3 SRT with only a pulley upgrade. Or were you driving a Beretta then?

Sp33d drives a Cobalt man, not a Stage 3 SRT.

 

[zzz04pt]

Sp33d drives a Cobalt man, not a Stage 3 SRT.

Reading comprehension > :readclose you

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

Not Mr. Sp33d!

I heard he took out a Stage 3 SRT with only a pulley upgrade. Or were you driving a Beretta then?

yo sup bro! yea man i fukin powned there precious stage 3 and every1 called BS. but we all know itz true!!!! i have it on video! the SS is a sick car na mean

 

[Mr. Sp33d]

Reading comprehension > :readclose you

u cant ezpect much from tib owners na mean LOLZ