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>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point
a
>hair dryer at passing cars. See If they slow down.
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> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice.
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> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries with That.
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> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
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> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual
Favors"
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> 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
>Prophecy."
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> 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
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> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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> 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
>Answer.
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> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
>Sounds All Day.
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> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their
>Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
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> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
"Rock
>Hard".
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> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
>Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
 

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10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
>Answer.

hahaha....ive done that
 

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i dont see anything wrong with any of those :confused:
 

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paintbaler1587 said:
its ok. when becoming a vendor a requirement is to have an IQ of less than 60.
Bullshit, I would have been a vendor a long time ago.
 
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