[iball]

Here's why Germany is better than any other place on the planet:

1. Autobahns
2. German Beer > all other beer
3. Legally drink Absinthe
4. German women > all other women
5. Largest car show in the world every two years
6. Autobahns
7. Americans stationed over here working for the DoD can do whatever the hell they want to their car and not get pulled by the po-po
8. Public transportation > any other country
9. Easy access to places like "Italy", "Prague", and "Amsterdam"
10. Porn on public TV channels

Discuss, bitches.

 

[paintbaler1587]

Texas > Germany > *

 

[Broken5hift]

11. eat alot of shit out of mens asses

 

[paintbaler1587]

11. eat alot of shit out of mens asses

well, we do that to each other in the states

 

[iball]

11. eat alot of shit out of mens asses

No, this isn't about Texas.

 

[Milkman Dan]

^That a Texas thing?

EDIT: Shit, too slow

 

[Broken5hift]

rammstein > kelly clarkson

 

[Blown_m62]

DAVID HASSELHOF>germany