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check this out....it's hilarous!
Craig's List

now i know that some of you can do some damage with this....so go for it! give us all the details too.....

*puts on robe and wizard hat*
 

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hey...why cant i register?
 

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nevermind...i got it
 

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i can't wait until you do either. i feel bad for the girl, but she kinda brought it on herself. if she wasn't such a bitch people wouldn't be doing this....
 

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hahahA good stuff
 

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
 

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Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

I like that one.
 

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look at the neck muscles on the person in the back middle with the gilligan hat. someones ****ting their pants, and i know it puts a smile on my face too.

broken^

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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HA HA HA YES! she finally came onlast night!

newtownsuxz: hey are you from the city
L F PHOTOGRAPHY: yes are you
newtownsuxz: yea how else do you think i got AIDS
L F PHOTOGRAPHY signed off at 12:15:35 AM
 

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Broken5hift said:
HA HA HA YES! she finally came onlast night!

newtownsuxz: hey are you from the city
L F PHOTOGRAPHY: yes are you
newtownsuxz: yea how else do you think i got AIDS
L F PHOTOGRAPHY signed off at 12:15:35 AM
LMAO
 
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