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My name is Hassan Ahmus Hassan Mahmoud Mohamed. I'm egyptian and I walk like an egyptian too. I go to rutgers. It's the kind of school where you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. I'm young but I pay for my srt-4. I work at sears hustling vacuums. I used to sell mango juice and had some in my trunk for hozay until me and my friends drank it all. I've topped my srt-4 out (i think) and went through my first set of tires in about 10k.

Oh and I'm the guy you can blame for people giving srt-4's dirty looks. I blast spice girls britney spears or n'sync at any convenient moment.

oh and mine's black.
 

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Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

 

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and to think that he's a terrorist but still environmentally friendly.....just look at that bottle of simple green.

oh, and i want some mango juice too.
 

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Good lord, are those chemistry books and/or flight manuals in the back? Or many versions of Flight Simulator software?
 

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hozay09 said:
Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

:giveup:
 

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LOL... So you're the fucker who blasted past me awhile back with Twitney's "Oops I Did It Again" blaring.. Keep it up, we have a special place for folks like you... :D

BTW Welcome....
 

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*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
 

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Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
hahahahahhaa
 

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hes not a terrorist, but a religous soldier.... lol
 

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Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
That's why I quit dunkin donuts.
 

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another "terrorist" checking in lol, I'm pakistanian. :D
 

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Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
LMFAO
 
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