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I'm not a terrorist!

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My name is Hassan Ahmus Hassan Mahmoud Mohamed. I'm egyptian and I walk like an egyptian too. I go to rutgers. It's the kind of school where you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. I'm young but I pay for my srt-4. I work at sears hustling vacuums. I used to sell mango juice and had some in my trunk for hozay until me and my friends drank it all. I've topped my srt-4 out (i think) and went through my first set of tires in about 10k.

Oh and I'm the guy you can blame for people giving srt-4's dirty looks. I blast spice girls britney spears or n'sync at any convenient moment.

oh and mine's black.
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paintbaler1587 said:
damn terrorists :eviltongu
Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

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LMAO
Hail, Allah Bujaid Amid Callam Hasif Musfati

^damn terrorists with their 14 names
and to think that he's a terrorist but still environmentally friendly.....just look at that bottle of simple green.

oh, and i want some mango juice too.
Good lord, are those chemistry books and/or flight manuals in the back? Or many versions of Flight Simulator software?
and he's got ALL american products in that room .... star wars trilogy...dell computer equipment ... DORITOS
hozay09 said:
Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

:giveup:
LOL... So you're the fucker who blasted past me awhile back with Twitney's "Oops I Did It Again" blaring.. Keep it up, we have a special place for folks like you... :D

BTW Welcome....
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
hahahahahhaa
hes not a terrorist, but a religous soldier.... lol
Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
That's why I quit dunkin donuts.
another "terrorist" checking in lol, I'm pakistanian. :D
Broken5hift said:
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
LMFAO
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