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So I'm rolling down LSD in the Tibby when I hit the read light. So I'm waiting at the light, listening to Aqua, when this car revs right next to me. I'm like :wtf: I look over and see one of those new beamers, you know the flame :gay: inspired ones. The guys giving me this real cocky look
and I'm like, what you got in that thing, and he's lke "enough to take that Korean 4cylinder POS". What a :ftard: he doesn't know I've got a V6. Well, he was about to find out.
The light goes green and I spin through 1st gear and he pulls about a couple car lengths, but I catch him in 3rd and put bus lengths on him all the way through 5th gear. Those BMWs have no top end at all. I stop at the next redlight about a mile up the road and he catches up about 10 seconds later and he's pissed. I yell "that's what U get for buying a car from the Nazis!" :hitlerdan and then I throw an egg at him (I know he can't keep up with me now).
After I'm sure I've gotten away from him I park the car and laugh for about 10 minutes about how pathetic BMWs are. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Cliff notes:
Hyundai 1 BMW 0
The light goes green and I spin through 1st gear and he pulls about a couple car lengths, but I catch him in 3rd and put bus lengths on him all the way through 5th gear. Those BMWs have no top end at all. I stop at the next redlight about a mile up the road and he catches up about 10 seconds later and he's pissed. I yell "that's what U get for buying a car from the Nazis!" :hitlerdan and then I throw an egg at him (I know he can't keep up with me now).
After I'm sure I've gotten away from him I park the car and laugh for about 10 minutes about how pathetic BMWs are. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Cliff notes:
Hyundai 1 BMW 0