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Today is my B-Day, IM A 19 YEAR OLD BLACK MALE WHOS NEVER BEEN ARRESTED!!!!! :D :D


Also its the first rain of the season today, and i kinda wish i had the jeep still that thing could get sideways with the slightest amount of rain, you could control it too!
 

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PoweredbyAMG said:
IM A 19 YEAR OLD BLACK MALE WHOS NEVER BEEN ARRESTED!!!!! :D :D
Give it time
 

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PoweredbyAMG said:
Today is my B-Day, IM A 19 YEAR OLD BLACK MALE WHOS NEVER BEEN ARRESTED!!!!! :D :D


Also its the first rain of the season today, and i kinda wish i had the jeep still that thing could get sideways with the slightest amount of rain, you could control it too!
*Picks up Phone*
Bikeluver43-Hello Santa Clarita PD, theres a 19 year old black male who's posting kiddy porn online. Hurry, he keeps saying its his birthday and he's never been arrested!!!

SCPD- Dear God, he's never been arrested and he's 19! We're on our way.
 

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bikeluver43 said:
*Picks up Phone*
Bikeluver43-Hello Santa Clarita PD, theres a 19 year old black male who's posting kiddy porn online. Hurry, he keeps saying its his birthday and he's never been arrested!!!

SCPD- Dear God, he's never been arrested and he's 19! We're on our way.
"how black is he?"
"very black, like the opposite of MJ black"
"Ok, we'll send as many units as we can"
 

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bike- Well sir, take it easy, just arrest him, he really didn't do anything wrong. I just made up the whole kiddy porn thing.
PD- He's black, theres no such thing as taking it easy. These sons of bitch's need to be taken down....HARD.
 

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SCPD Doesnt exist, its the Sherrifs, or the CHP. I actually had a cop follow me with a CHP officer in my car. It was at like 11 PM, we had just dropped of his car at a shop, i was heading home, 2 Sherrifs roll by, one stares at me, and then bust a bitch, and my CHP buddy starts making fun of him calling him a cowboy, a dough boy and a bunch of other stuff. I was REALLY hoping id get pulled over. Unfortunately my wish didnt come true. I would of loved to watch that guy get blasted.
 

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Happy bday.
 

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paintbaler1587 said:
AMG have you written your will yet? We all know black guys in the hood dont live past 21, times running out.

You know i wrote that as soon as my Sis passed the BAR Exam :smily_ang
 
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