[GotWhat?]

I have this dog. He has problems with his ears. When I try and put ear drops in his ears he trys to bite me. What should I do?

 

[JmalB]

Knock his ass out with a broom, then put the drops in his ear. :rimshot:

 

[GotWhat?]

Knock his ass out with a broom, then put the drops in his ear. :rimshot:

If I try that and fail at my attempt,I would suffer a severed limb.

 

[Nolimits]

If I try that and fail at my attempt,I would suffer a severed limb.

LMAO, Im guessin its a big dog.

 

[heckel26]

Sometimes it helps if you get a dog in a comfortable position and rub his ears for a while first.Say sit on the floor with him and get him to relax.Then sneek the drops in.

 

[StreetRaceGN]

Stun guns work well, a 100kV unit works effectively for most dogs

 

[JmalB]

Stun guns work well, a 100kV unit works effectively for most dogs

There ya go. If you don't have one, and it's a big dog, upgrade from broom to shovel.

 

[Milkman Dan]

Sodium pentobarbital. Don't use too much.

 

[psi chick]

peanut butter

 

[myfault]

play with his balls until he relaxes

 

[04azuremach]

play with his balls until he relaxes

Drew, you know that only works on me

 

[Insedanity]

My German Shepherd is pretty mean and will bite if slightly provoked. You need to put your hand in his mouth and and keep his lower jaw down/open so he can't clamp on your hand. This will also serve tohold his head in place. Now have someone else administer the ear drops.

 

[bikeluver43]

My 140lb english mastiff has problems with her ears-yeast infection or something nasty. She doesn't like the drops but she doesn't bite me because we established who the dominant one was when she was growing up-yeah bitch, you like that don't you

 

[GaryS]

I love english mastiffs. My uncle used to have one, but someone stole him.

He was around 120lbs and 8 months old. Was a very friendly dog.

 

[GotWhat?]

This dog is pretty smart,he can sense when I'm up to somthing and he will go run under the table and bark at me if I come near him. I don't know whats up with this dog but I never established that I'm the boss with him. My other dog I can make piss just by pointing at him,but this dog does what he wants. Some how he learned early on that big teeth are in charge. I think its a lost cause,I would never attemt to take this dog to the vet. He's one of those "bad" dogs. Probably would have been put down if any normal person owned him. I use my dogs for security purposes though,so I never really minded the fact that he's rabbid.OH well looks like he's gonna have to live with fucked up ears then.