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Second only to a new civic.

The 350z looks great. Makes my pants tight. That is unless i'm in my car. I mean come on I'm driving a neon. I can and do beat a 30K+ sports car. I mean sure speed isn't everything, well it is. The SRT-4 can hold its own against the 350z in the twisties for 2/3 of the price.

I love their existene simple because they make my car seem faster than it is. These dumb fucks I hang out with swear the 350z is the next supra and then I'll beat one in my neon and they'll be like oh shit this thing can move! Come on what the fuck.

Oh and non tt supras with body kits and all that. It felt wrong pulling on a supra. Come on when I see a supra I want it to make my car rattle as it rips me a new asshole.

And the rsx, "you gotta be impressed 200hp out of a 2.0L 4 cyl" shut the fuck up. You have as much torque as my 18 speed huffy. Luxurious yeah but then what. The comfort has to distract you from the fact that you ahve a packed car and you have to worry about making it over speed humps.

Not to mention some of those new mustang and some 350z owners that think they're the shit and are like it's not worth the risk I'd rather do it on a real race. Then you launch hard and at the next light those bitches decide to race. You beat them and they're like oh wow you must have done a shit load to make that neon that fast. No you dumbass it's called proper engineering,


Not to mention old people. Come on g-pops. I'm going 15 miles an hour don't tell me to slow down, espcieally if its 11 p.m. any kid out at that time their parent's don't care about. I know I'm one of the kids out there.

oh and lets not forget the most evil of all the uncle ben sponsored small compact cars. Neons civics foci, etc. I was in new york city and theres a civic stopped at a light and i'm waiting to cross. I ask the guy how much horsepower his decals add and he's like haha asshole at least I have a car. I respond thats not a car thats a side dish.

I think I would be happier being the slowest car on the road.

Oh and i'm sorry to be racist but i have to get right out with it. teenage girls suck at driving. teenage girls shouldn't be allowed to drive so I could give them rides.
 

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I was in new york city and theres a civic stopped at a light and i'm waiting to cross. I ask the guy how much horsepower his decals add and he's like haha asshole at least I have a car. I respond thats not a car thats a side dish.
I like that quote.
You are comparing your 4 door mid-saloon to a 2 door coupe...I wouldn't call a 350Z a waste of money, but rather your Neon a valued purchase.
 

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Hassviper said:
I ask the guy how much horsepower his decals add and he's like haha asshole at least I have a car. I respond thats not a car thats a side dish.
that was funny...the rest is :dead_hors
 

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I'm going 15 miles an hour don't tell me to slow down, espcieally if its 11 p.m. any kid out at that time their parent's don't care about. I know I'm one of the kids out there.
LOL this part was funny
 

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Sorry but i'm a big fan of the 350z and my uncle's Z will put a hurtin' out there. TRUST me. 427hp Pulled on me when i had the stock clutch in on the highway. I respect his for sure.
 

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Sorry but i'm a big fan of the 350z and my uncle's Z will put a hurtin' out there. TRUST me. 427hp Pulled on me when i had the stock clutch in on the highway. I respect his for sure.
:bsflag: your car is slow..
 

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Sorry but i'm a big fan of the 350z and my uncle's Z will put a hurtin' out there. TRUST me. 427hp Pulled on me when i had the stock clutch in on the highway. I respect his for sure.
I respect it too. THat's the exception rather than the rule....BUT i think you can give him more than a run for his money and how much did oyu have to dump in your car?
 

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I respect it too. THat's the exception rather than the rule....BUT i think you can give him more than a run for his money and how much did oyu have to dump in your car?
My uncle's car is NOT a stock Z. He has a APS TT kit which dyno'd 427hp. Not the garbage greddy tt joints. here's some pics of his ride. Yes, he pulled me at about 120mph when i was stock clutch.



 

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Almost forgot this is war stories...

my car, my uncle's car and my boy's evo in case people think i "found" these pics on the net.


 

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nice....ive seen pics of that 350 before
 

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Almost forgot this is war stories...

my car, my uncle's car and my boy's evo in case people think i "found" these pics on the net.


:bsflag: Photochop!!!!!

LOL, J/P
 
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