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Yeah... I got anally raped.
I was stopped at a light and an SL65 AMG pulled up next to me. I didn't know what it ran off-hand (605hp 738trq), but I knew it was f'n fast. But I drive an SRT-4, so I had to punch it.
He had me before I shifted out of first. Then to add insult to injury my shitknob came off on my shift to 2nd.
It was worth it just to hear the SL's engine push it hard.

I did redeem myself later by raping a Turbo Civic type thing.
 

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next tyme push accelerator all the way to the floor,you shoul have killed him by the top of 2nd..geeze rookies
 

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RichP23 said:
Yeah... I got anally raped.
I was stopped at a light and an SL65 AMG pulled up next to me. I didn't know what it ran off-hand (605hp 738trq), but I knew it was f'n fast. But I drive an SRT-4, so I had to punch it.
He had me before I shifted out of first. Then to add insult to injury my shitknob came off on my shift to 2nd.
It was worth it just to hear the SL's engine push it hard.

I did redeem myself later by raping a Turbo Civic type thing.

lol yep.....i skimmed through the benz forums a little and there bone stock ones running 11.60s @ 125ish mph.... :headbang:


but look at it this way.....he paid like $180K to anally rape you.... :eek:
 

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lol yep.....i skimmed through the benz forums a little and there bone stock ones running 11.60s @ 125ish mph.... :headbang:


but look at it this way.....he paid like $180K to anally rape you.... :eek:
Yea and he probably had the massage seats on while doing it.


Dude you never really had a chance vs that thing. 6.0 Little Twin Turbo V12, 738 Lb feet of torque which starts to flow in at around 2600 RPMs. These things can loose traction into 3rd gear. Its ok just think of it as your Big Diamler brother showing you the ropes. What city do you live in, maybe i might know who you raced.
 

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i saw one of those parked w/ the windows rolled down in my dinky lil town....those cars are sumpin to drool over though....big ass brake calipers, drilled/slotted roters...big ass turbo v12....ugh my dream car easily
 

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lol not only did he PWN you, the power of his car flying past you pulled ur shift knob off and made you punch yourself in the face hahah
 

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My brother was cruising through town ,and he kinda gassed it and all of the sudden one of the slower aMG cars goes flying by,and he hit his flashers,so my brother got all pissed and started chasing the guy accross this bridge and we ended up doing over a 100 down this city street bridge trying to catch this guy and we were actully gaining on him but he was hella far ahead and then the guy turned off.My brother was driving back and forth looking for him because he wanted to beat his ass(literaly). I was sitting in the passenger seat laughing my ass off the whole time.
 

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My brother was cruising through town ,and he kinda gassed it and all of the sudden one of the slower aMG cars goes flying by,and he hit his flashers,so my brother got all pissed and started chasing the guy accross this bridge and we ended up doing over a 100 down this city street bridge trying to catch this guy and we were actully gaining on him but he was hella far ahead and then the guy turned off.My brother was driving back and forth looking for him because he wanted to beat his ass(literaly). I was sitting in the passenger seat laughing my ass off the whole time.
are your bros windows tinted,i just remembered i saw a blk srt 2 weekends in a row a few months ago...there was 2 guys in it everytime
 

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are your bros windows tinted,i just remembered i saw a blk srt 2 weekends in a row a few months ago...there was 2 guys in it everytime
Nope,its all stock with a stage 1 badge,and scrapes down the passenger door. We haven't been out cruising for awile. This was in yuba city.
 

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I wouldn't have tried that V12 unless I was driving my V6 car :) I did have a good race with one of those in my C5, I managed a car on him by 140 but that thing was insanely fast. Before the flag goes up, my C5 was NOT stock.
 

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I wouldn't have tried that V12 unless I was driving my V6 car :) I did have a good race with one of those in my C5, I managed a car on him by 140 but that thing was insanely fast. Before the flag goes up, my C5 was NOT stock.
by 140!?....a single car??....holy crap now thats a race...what is that like 1/2 mile? or 3/4?
 

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Roll-on race > big-stall A4 C5. I was trapping near 120 in the 1/4, if we went from a dig I would have pulled him pretty good. I think my advantage was [email protected], not power.
 

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PoweredbyAMG said:
Yea and he probably had the massage seats on while doing it.


Dude you never really had a chance vs that thing. 6.0 Little Twin Turbo V12, 738 Lb feet of torque which starts to flow in at around 2600 RPMs. These things can loose traction into 3rd gear. Its ok just think of it as your Big Diamler brother showing you the ropes. What city do you live in, maybe i might know who you raced.
Don't worry... I wasn't under any assumption whatsoever that I had a chance.
This was in Oakdale, NY on Long Island. I saw pulling in to Connetquot MS for whatever reason.
 

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GotWhat? said:
My brother was cruising through town ,and he kinda gassed it and all of the sudden one of the slower aMG cars goes flying by,and he hit his flashers,so my brother got all pissed and started chasing the guy accross this bridge and we ended up doing over a 100 down this city street bridge trying to catch this guy and we were actully gaining on him but he was hella far ahead and then the guy turned off.My brother was driving back and forth looking for him because he wanted to beat his ass(literaly). I was sitting in the passenger seat laughing my ass off the whole time.
Sorry but the AMG probably let off thats why you were gaining. There is not one Current Production AMG car that can loose to a Stage 1 SRT4. Even Stage 2 would be close, and id still give the nod to the AMG.
 

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Sorry but the AMG probably let off thats why you were gaining. There is not one Current Production AMG car that can loose to a Stage 1 SRT4. Even Stage 2 would be close, and id still give the nod to the AMG.
c55 AMG 13.2 @ 107

We punched it first,so we had a run on him. All I know is it was a 4 door mercedes that had a amg badge. My brother floored it and he saw us coming and then he punched it.
 

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thats the Slowest AMG they make, ive never heard of a Stage 1 SRT4 running a 13.2. THere is only 1 more production year for the 55 engines before they are replaced with the 510 HP 63 engine.
 

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Don't worry I've had faster cars shit on me.

A viper srt-10.
Porsche 911 Turbo.
Ford GT (I was driving my moms accord though I4 with (VVVVVVVTTTTTTTEEEEEECCCC)
 

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PoweredbyAMG said:
Sorry but the AMG probably let off thats why you were gaining. There is not one Current Production AMG car that can loose to a Stage 1 SRT4. Even Stage 2 would be close, and id still give the nod to the AMG.
Um, I ran a clk55 amg from 30 and had him by about 2 lengths at 110.
 
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