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i got this joke from a friend and is funnay as shit
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark
and stormy night. The night was cold and
wet and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could
hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly,
he saw a car coming towards him and stopped. The guy, without
thinking about it, got in the car, closed
the door, and only then realized that there was nobody behind
the wheel!
The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the
road and sees a curve coming his way.
Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life..
Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the
window and turns the wheel. The guy,
paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the
car approached a curve. Gathering
his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to the
nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes
into a cantina, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience he
just went through. A silence enveloped everyone when they
realized the guy was crying hysterically and
wasn't drunk.
About a half hour later, two other guys walk into the same
cantina and one said to the other, "Mira, Pedro.
That's the Pendejo that got in the car while we were pushin
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark
and stormy night. The night was cold and
wet and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could
hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly,
he saw a car coming towards him and stopped. The guy, without
thinking about it, got in the car, closed
the door, and only then realized that there was nobody behind
the wheel!
The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the
road and sees a curve coming his way.
Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life..
Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the
window and turns the wheel. The guy,
paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the
car approached a curve. Gathering
his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to the
nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes
into a cantina, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience he
just went through. A silence enveloped everyone when they
realized the guy was crying hysterically and
wasn't drunk.
About a half hour later, two other guys walk into the same
cantina and one said to the other, "Mira, Pedro.
That's the Pendejo that got in the car while we were pushin
