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I know war stories is more about bickering, gay jokes, an insults, but here are some actual war stories.
I'm an 04 with stg 1, borla, typhoon, and upper MM (plus other stuff that doesn't do much for drag racing)
A hideous lime-green mitsu eclipse turbo with a massive wing and ugly graphics - My first run of the day and I get left at the line. Hold the same distance throughout the race, which was about 2 cars. Kid was so full of shit, tells me what I need to do to make my car faster, which was all wrong. Claims his car has 400 hp, yet is unable to pull away from me. Had a big front mount and a 16g turbo that he said was "stage 4", whatever that means. But, through all the bullshit, I still lost.
New Chevy SS truck - I win, easily.
99-04 auto stang GT with all the bolt on's - I lauch nice and ever-so-slightly pull on him. Very fast car, faster than I expected.
Another 04 silver SRT-4 - Pull 2 cars on the launch and continue to pull. Easy kill.
EVO VII @ 20 psi - I lauch at 4k and proceed to smoke tire while his AWD hooks up and rockets him. I'm 3 cars down and gain 1 in the 1/8. Ran him again and got him on the launch, which makes for an easy win. Nice kid, even though he's 17 and his parents bought him a 32K race car.
I'm an 04 with stg 1, borla, typhoon, and upper MM (plus other stuff that doesn't do much for drag racing)
A hideous lime-green mitsu eclipse turbo with a massive wing and ugly graphics - My first run of the day and I get left at the line. Hold the same distance throughout the race, which was about 2 cars. Kid was so full of shit, tells me what I need to do to make my car faster, which was all wrong. Claims his car has 400 hp, yet is unable to pull away from me. Had a big front mount and a 16g turbo that he said was "stage 4", whatever that means. But, through all the bullshit, I still lost.
New Chevy SS truck - I win, easily.
99-04 auto stang GT with all the bolt on's - I lauch nice and ever-so-slightly pull on him. Very fast car, faster than I expected.
Another 04 silver SRT-4 - Pull 2 cars on the launch and continue to pull. Easy kill.
EVO VII @ 20 psi - I lauch at 4k and proceed to smoke tire while his AWD hooks up and rockets him. I'm 3 cars down and gain 1 in the 1/8. Ran him again and got him on the launch, which makes for an easy win. Nice kid, even though he's 17 and his parents bought him a 32K race car.
